I’ve seen some pretty impressive resumes in my day, but none as good as this one. I think I finally found the “perfect” candidate. (Smile)
A resume too good to pass up
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Jesus The Christ
The Stables
Bethlehem 11111
1-800-911-9111
OBJECTIVE
Preach the gospel to the poor. Heal the brokenhearted. Preach deliverance to the captives. Recovering of sight to the blind. Set at liberty them that are bruised.
EXPERIENCE
THE BEGINNING
ARCHITECT, The World
* Created the Heavens and the Earth
* Created the light and divided the light from the darkness
* Created the firmament in the midst of the waters and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament
* Created Man
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MINISTRY, Capernaum, Galilee
* Baptized (Matthew 3:13)
* Forty days in the wilderness (Matthew 4:1-11)
* Jesus meets his first disciple (John 1:35-51)
* Jesus’ first miracle turns water into wine (John 2:1-11)
* Cleansing of the Temple (John 2:13-22)
* Meets a woman at the well in Samaria (John 4:5-42)
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THE GREAT GALILEAN MINSTRY, Capernaum, Galilee
* Healing at Cana (John 4:46-54)
* Calls four fishers of men (Matthew 4:18-22)
* Heals a demoniac on the Sabbath (Mark 1:1-28)
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* Calls Matthew (Matthew 9:9-13)
* Heals a lame man (John 5:1-47)
* Sermon on the mountain (Matthew 5:7)
* Raises a widow’s son (Luke 7:11-17)
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* Feeds 5,000 (Matthew 14:13-21)
* Feeds 4,000 (Mathew 15:30-38)
* Send 70 disciples on mission (Luke 10:1-24)
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* Raises Lazarus from the dead (John 11:1-44)
* Crucifixion and Resurrection (Matthew 21)
* The ascension (Mark 16:19)
EDUCATION
* Holy Spirit taught (Matthew 3:16 and John 16:7-15)
* Graduated summa cum laude
INTERESTS
Giving the world salvation.
TIPS
A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye love one another. By this shall all men know that you are my disciples, if ye love one another. (John 13:34-35)
